Analeigh Moreno strongly disliked several things around her at breakfast every morning. For instance, she disliked her bowl of cereal while she craved pancakes. She disliked her parents hustling around in the kitchen, constantly ranting something about getting late. She did not care about getting late and she definitely wasn’t going to hurry up. Not today.
“Your breakfast isn’t going to eat itself sweetheart.”
“It’s not breakfast if it tastes like death.”
“Remember how you lost 30000 ‘views’ after gaining some holiday weight? Taste is overrated, honey.”
“I guess.”
She couldn’t argue with that. Ana’s mother had mentioned the one thing she truly did care about; views. Her video blog was her only motivation to get out of bed every morning. Everything else was so futile. In front of the camera, she felt like her existence had purpose. Knowing that there were thousands of people who eagerly waited for her vlogs every week was more exciting to her than making out with Dylan.
She loved the internet. The internet wasn’t jealous of her, unlike her asshole friends at school. She locked the screen of her iPad to appreciate her features for a minute; a sharp nose, a shapely jawline, full lips and protruding collar-bones. The internet didn’t talk behind her back and start rumours about her. In fact, it rewarded her with wonderful views and likes. God knew she was paying the price for it, giving up ice-cream and burgers and fries and whatnot. But it made her feel so beautiful. Almost perfect.
She had a burning ambition to attain perfection, which she was so close to fulfilling. Her make-up tutorials were doing better than she’d expected. She was learning (and teaching) the art of covering up one’s flaws with the magic of cosmetics. Some day, she would have the perfect face, the only face devoid of any flaw, the one and only. And on that day, the internet would reward her with a million views. Chills ran down her spine.
She unlocked the screen of her iPad and smiled at her new record. 102,129 views.
Bahaar Malik was particularly bored that night. It was only 10 PM and she was already out of Tumblr pages to surf. Or maybe it was the screaming that distracted her from really paying attention to the screen. She hated summer. She was in Lahore for her break; back to the place she struggled so long to get out of.
“Just 4 more weeks,” she told herself.
“Aapi, I’ve got you water,” called out a tiny structure from outside her door.
“Thanks Zeena,” Bahaar murmured, “Tonight, make your bed in my room, it’s too hot to sleep without the AC.”
“Okay Aapi.”
The screams of her father were now replaced by the wails of her mother. She was too tired of her situation to decide which was worse. She plugged in her headphones, played her favourite song and happened to glance upon a particular thumbnail under related videos.
“How can this be?” she thought as the song played.
‘Flock of birds….hovering above…’
Scrolling through emails was one of Ana’s better liked pastimes. She loved glancing through all the compliments and flattery. The approval of her viewers was important to her, as it made her feel less worthless.
Of course, there were the occasional haters and perverts. They were mostly creepy men, sending her pictures of their erect penises. Others would call her a bimbo and other hurtful names, but to be entirely honest, she quite enjoyed this occasional hatred. She knew they were simply jealous of how beautiful she was. They knew they could never be her and it frustrated them.
So she blocked out the negativity and continued to feel good about her fan mail.
A certain subject line caught her eye.
“Face Twin?” Ana read it out loud.
There were recurring mails from the same ID, sent over the last two weeks.
Hey Analeigh,
I discovered your vlog today and noticed the most uncanny resemblance between our faces. It’s crazy! PFA a picture of me and I’m sure you’ll be amazed. How great is this? I can’t believe such an awesome person is my lookalike. 😀
Love,
Bahaar
Ana clicked on the attachment. Her gorgeous eyes widened. She let out a little laugh. This was incredible. Bahaar had her identical set of eyes, resting on the same cheekbones. Her nose was slightly more pointed, but make-up could easily hide such minor differences.
Analeigh Moreno was as relieved as she was amazed, for at that moment, she had perceived the idea that would get her a million views.
Bahaar Malik hated when silly notifications on her iPhone interrupted Crossy Road, as it usually killed her chicken.
But she didn’t care about the dead chicken this time. She felt a rush of excitement as she opened an email from her famous lookalike.
She had a good feeling about this.
Ana waited impatiently in front of her computer. Bahaar was already 4 minutes late. She re-read the emails she had sent her on her screen.
Hello Bahaar!
Please call me Ana. You were correct, this is incredible. I have some brilliant ideas which I would love to share with you. Do you think we could video-chat sometime? Say tomorrow, i.e. 3rd July at 1 PM, Central Time? Let me know if the time isn’t okay with you. If you have FaceTime, please call me at ana.moreno97@icloud.com.
Thank you so much for contacting me!
Love,
Ana
Bahaar had instantly replied, and seemed very excited about their video chat. It almost didn’t make sense that she was late.
Ana got her hands on some leftover lasagna that she was treating herself to, for her brilliant idea. Oddly enough, it felt like a first date and the thought made her stomach churn. She was all set to be her most pleasant self, to start a beautiful friendship that would result in a million views. The plan was flawless, she just had to get Bahaar on board.
The loud ringtone of FaceTime broke her stream of thought. She accepted the video call and a beautiful face flashed in front of her on the screen. Bahaar has clear skin, long, flowing hair and a face that Ana was way too familiar with.
-“Hey…am I late? The time difference is quite complicated to figure out.”
-“I hope this isn’t an inconvenient time for you. Where’re you from anyway?”
-“Well, I’m from Lahore, Pakistan, where I am right now. But I go to UChicago for college, so. And the time is perfect for me, it’s when I’m usually on the internet anyway. But isn’t it daytime there? Isn’t there some place you have to be right now?”
-“I go to high school, here at Austin, but it’s summer now. Besides, I hate high school anyway.”
-“I’m so sorry. It’s none of my business. I’m really glad you wanted to do this. You’re an actual famous person on the internet!”
-“God stop, you’re making me blush….”
Ana and Bahaar got along much better than either of them had expected. Ana felt an odd attraction towards Bahaar. She was just so ridiculously gorgeous. Ana had always been absurdly obsessed with her own face; she would call herself an extreme narcissist if her self-loathing didn’t get in the way. So she found it rather impossible to take her eyes off Bahaar’s beautiful face. She decided she had had enough of small talk; it was time to talk about business.
-“I must confess something to you. I suggested this video chat for a very specific reason. I have an incredible idea that I want to share with you.”
-“God I’m excited already. Please go on.”
-“So I have been thinking of how to make more interesting videos so that more people would watch them, and coming across this situation has given me a brilliant idea. How would you like to feature in my video?….”
-“Whaa…”
-“See, all we need to do is look identical. Make-up will take care of most of it, but will have to make slight changes, like getting a haircut. I’m really sorry but it is impossible for me to grow my hair as long as yours….”
-“Okay, hold on… So you want me to feature in your video with you? Is this, like, for real?”
-“Yes Bahaar. would you please do it?”
-“I would absolutely love to! This is great! When can we do this?”
Bahaar’s enthusiasm almost titillated Ana. She couldn’t quite explain the feelings she felt at the moment, but they were all good feelings. They decided to meet at Chicago, a week before Bahaar’s classes began and shoot the video.
And that was the plan; to make a great video.
Bahaar Mallick loved everything about Chicago.
[To be continued…]